December 2011
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: The... →
niselle:
“Oh, you may not think I’m pretty, But don’t judge on what you see, I’ll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat then me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. There’s nothing hidden in…
I used this for my fourth grade speech arts competition. How the fuck did i not win.
sorry about that to whoever even cares what i...
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.